Love, one of a kind

"You are the most irritating person I have ever seen in my life, you know that?"

"Oh gawd! you are such a kid, what I'm gonna do with this grown up kid?"

"You sicko! how many times I am gonna ask you to slow down and ride steady in this fucking traffic? I was almost dead. Damn you boy!"

"How can someone forget such things? And how can you be so careless? Hell!"

The list will go on and on.

Hang on, there is a twist.

No matter how much I swear, how much I yell, how much I fight, there is no escape. I love you even more everyday. Its growing like a giant turning my whole world upside down. I am totally drowned into you Man.

When I think about the most beautiful ocean in this world, I end up looking into your eyes.
When I think about the most beautiful waterfall in this world, I remember your laughter.
When I try to find an earthly comparison of the lovely moonlight, I see your smile.
When I try to find the most secured place in this world, I find it in your arms.
When I imagine a perfect or imperfect world of mine, I see that's not complete without you.
And whenever I try to think of love, kindness, care, affection, happiness, I think of you.
And every time at the end I find that I love you.

I was looking out for love everywhere around me. I was completely unaware of what I already got inside my heart for a long time. I was so tired of all these hide-n-seek games. And now, when I realize it was you and only you I was looking for all my life, all of my running around makes sense. It was worth it. Some price should be paid to have the priceless gift of life. I love everything about you.

But then...

"Where the hell were you for so many years? Couldn't you come into my life a bit early, you lazybone!"

P.S: My quest of love, quest of life ends here right beside you.

Runaway Groom

He smiles as she walks down the aisle...
He waits for her so impatiently...
And when she arrives he stares at her....
With so much love and so much pride...
He promises to watch her till death do them part...
He then kisses her and makes her his wife...
He holds her hand and takes her home...
Makes love to her and babies they raise...
As time passes the 'groom' disappears...
A boring sports-lover takes his place...
All he does is watch TV for sure...
And when the night comes he snores oh dear!
When chores are heavy and babies cry...
He just watches soccer to smile...
When garbage needs to be placed out...
He just feels like its a crime....
When she cries and feels alone...
He goes, 'honey is it that time of the month?'
When they go out, his eyes start to wonder
When he's home, his eyes are oh so closed...
His clothes are all over the floor
And if dinner is late he's so pissed off...
When she whispers 'do you love me' in his ear
He goes 'Do you want something my dear?'
So where's the groom...she starts to pray
Did he after the wedding, just run away?


LOL... dedicated to all my married friends :P